Kevlar for Police

I am sitting quietly at Starbuck's (Crystal Court IDS) and I just saw two Minneapolis Police walk by. They really need new kevlar vests. If we have a captive Dick Cheney, can we just charge an U.S. Army budget and get every single Minneapolis Police officer, but not the chief, a new kevlar vest for free. Bring them from JORDAN and you can get them in mass sale like that for about $40 a piece. Who cares if they are green. They can then wear them only under their uniform shirt. My mother's Swedish witchcraft ability can produce an affect that makes their shirts actually bigger. I sense many vampiric souls around me today. People are a bit taken a back.