Here Come the Russians of Academic Authority

Nickolai, Russian vampire csar from COACHES, I now know that you were a corporate attorney for ELI LILLY. You were also getting your business degree from IUPUI. Shirts spaced properly. HOCKEY in Indinapolis was also a degree (Phy Ed.). With so many gifts, you needed that IRON GUARD that night. Well it was special to spend the whole night, waking up with CHASING CARS (Snow Patrol) in my head. I guess Putin has forgiven you for not either killing me or taking me to breakfast properly. I would not have drank your blood. You would have been offended. You are a beautiful boy, and you were perfectly proper around me. You kept your guard in the other room. That was an act of god, basically. One day we will dance at a ball until the sun comes up. Thank you brilliant camper "on tv." You took on Coaches for me, and now my discrimination lawsuit has gone INTERNATIONAL because of you. Putin is now a Hamline University, International Law Attorney. Here, in print, I make him an Emeritous professor for that university and its back up The University of MN. Nickolai, keep this down for a few days (after opening cerimonies), I make you the HEAD and OWNER of The Carlton School of Business at The U of MN, and a U.S. Criminal Attorney through St. Thomas University (downtown Minneapolis).