Salacious and Vicious Rumors (A Screenplay mandated by Janet and HCMC to write for Janet Today to Star in Tomorrow).

 The scene opens with a man standing near a CAT crane and a man backing up in a very flammable, empty, mystically manifesting fuel KAT rig. Beep beep, bitch.  Wanna paly?  We just came from LA, they say in unison as the exit their vehicles fully running and still moving.  The mystical isn't real, remember that, Janet replies.  Look into our eyes, that wanna be doctor up the street, "Dr." Jennifer Karen Mayer 112 will puff in the thighs from this well-orchestrated rendezvous and then we can start her on fire tomorrow on the street live for KARE 11 TV, claim Hubbard Broadcasting is now real LIVE after we explode her apartment building today with this sex play.  Man is that bitch sick, says Janet.  Oh yeah, she fucks niggers' morning noon and night for cha ching pay for her family and Dick Cheney like sixteen times a day.  She is top grossing whore in the world and always has been.  Yeah, I know, says Janet, I knew her on Oahu.  I was a woman in front of her once.  Man does she love to suck cunts.  Love the one you are with bitch; is the way it should be.  I spent last night with Don Henley up the street.  Hotel California is just plain crap.  I know this place is a sex trap, and I have informed social services of it, very legally...  You all get the point of the hell I am living through for the sin of all of your violent whore of Dick Cheney, that slovenly and cha ching rich and tight with my family the whole time.  Bitter, bitch much, is all of you.  May be there is a new lifelong bachelor character who is running a commercial short up the street at Wells Fargo and L&B who is actually listening, my CIA compatriot and friend, Reverend Gregory John Renstrom of St. Andrew's University, like me, THE ROYAL UNIVERSITY.  I still have the photograph of me graduating with honors, bitches.  Tally ho, Gregory.  Dr. Jennifer K. Mayer 112