Outing Emily

 The other day I ran into a former cast member of Buffy the Vampire Salyer at Taco Bell.  I will not say which one for he is under court ordered observation due to the matter because Hennepin County Social Work swooped in.  It is all part of our evil plan and now my cousin Emily cannot get away with faking that she is a family member.  She is a psychopath from Somalia who is the only Somali butterfly.  She is the Mogadishu general's daughter.  She is actually in her 70's and very gypsy.  Oh well, I won't tell.  She fits into our looney bin just fine according to a Boreanaz file years ago.  We are in constant contact, family, and Emily.  I am no longer the daughter you knew because you never knew me at all and never wished to, but I will go to family chili night at Mom's new coop in Edina anyway.  These Buffy's are trying to find their real slayer a good property to rent.  I searched online today.  Colin Ferral is now in custody downtown and cannot pose as a cop in front of me ever again.  Oh well, I won't tell.  If you tell the Jews, they tell everyone, Colin.  I guess YOU made that mistake.  I told no one.  Dr. Jennifer K. Mayer 112  P.S. Family, I do not wish to ever speak to you about my writing.  You have lied and never gotten away with it my whole life.  Do not try and do it again tonight or any other gathering I am so kind to grace you with my presence at.  That is a POLICE order!!!