A New Man

 There is a new man.  He has recently been to Afghanistan.  Now that he has come on board, the stock market finally soared.  He is in sporting industry, but not football.  He will now make the call.  Our channeling session tonight showed me that I finally have a friend.  I have never had a real friend before.  He is gifted and sweet, but not to the man on the street.  He loves my cat and likes that I have taken on the issue of fat.  I find him quite handsome.  Maybe he will kidnap me and hold me for ransom.  Today he did deal with the queen.  He did get quite mean.  Now the land where he is is HIS.  He can come and go to and fro and never deal with a ho again.  He has tunneled through his Wiccan wife and she asked for a very public annulment tonight.  He is in love with my comedy and my severe lack of dramady.  We are fast friends and the intuitiveness of us both will keep us out of every international mess.  He is a mogul already and maybe he loves this little Betty.  Maybe he bought a ring for me today to say that if he comes first, he wins.  Everyone else sins.  He will stay by my side and be my channeling bride.  He marked my cheek with a red lipstick kiss.  It is a special forces mark.  He used the most blood red color of all.  It is sign of werewolf saying you are mine and I will define the time.  I will die for you and take you to France if I need to.  Oh well, we are all going to hell.  He may come for me from overseas, or send an emissary to abscond me and my cat from the community.  It will be quite funny because I have no money.  It will say that this place is gay and all here must live in fear.  It is time for him to do me in the rear.  We all ready have such a new form of comedy that my accent has become quite the new little ditty of his city.  His special forces crew was about to loose it all, when I made the call and let him know all about the show.  He does not do blow, but was about to.  Now he does not have to.  He has my wit and now can sit properly in a court of law.  I will take his case and kiss his face and the land will understand that he is my man.  Love Vie