LIZ

 Liz, this is for you.  Be yourself, that is all you can do.  Say what you want to say from now on.  No more stumping for anyone and no party lines.  I love your hair, your eyes, and beautiful size.  There is no more reason to hide the fact that you are a great writer.  Romance is your genre.  Write the love story of JJ Watt and I.  I give you the rights right here.  This website is the only blog for university professors.  All entries are copyrighted upon posting.  Your pen name will just be LIZ all capitals.