Reggie, You Are Now Voodoo Cop in NYC

Reggie Wayne, former Colts player, is the top Voodoo witchdoctor in the world.  He is from, and still lives, in New Orleans.  I do see him up here, on occasion, on the bus.  I am sure that Caribou has shots.  Caribou is the code name for the Russian Czar who is the head of transportation around me, and internationally.  Reggie, I led you, in Indy, on a winning, and life changing, path.  It is time to put any secretion or shit magic down, along with student molestation, and begin to talk about our intersection and your emerging gift of prophecy.  I have an upstart here from NYC, who enjoys torturing me and cats in the vicinity.  I went to the alley (for privacy and signal strength) to make a call about what was happening ("mistakes" with birth control for uterine pain), and a tiger striped cat (who looked well kept) I had never seen jumped out with a puffed up tail, and he/she ran the other way telling me, telepathically, to not even leave a message.  I followed and just went in.  Now you all are messing with the wrong entities out there.  We are the balance, and if you shove us long enough, your balance won't be the only thing affected, you may wake up and mystically not have feet.  I see how much fun you and your cohort had last night.  I just walked away and texted a trusted source with connections that reach federal reality and overseas.  Today, I finally verbalized that this facility, and its workers are violating my reproductive rights.  You all have no idea who answers the phone at my family practitioner's office.  I made her laugh, but the pain that all this causes is not a joke.  You did it with my Ibuprofen and Imitrex as well.  I know that you write heinous things about me.  It is YOUR SIN and the sin of those around me.  You all just love watching me go through my day with a hurt foot, back, or head.  If it is so funny, why don't you go to ACME Comedy Club (downtown Minneapolis in the warehouse district) and do a stand up routine about it?  You won't just hear crickets.  There may just be some bats in the "clinic."  They have had to alter everything they do since my roommate tried to make her weekly stand up space.  The used to have an open mic time on Mondays, I believe.  She was ousted by police and they lost her in hot pursuit.  Well they found her now.  Comics are about to be silenced, internationally.  Just remember that VOODOO is disgusting people.  Even you, Reggie, need to start talking about it from the nearest black Baptist Church pulpit.  Well NYC hag, they set fire to your hovel there today.  My brother has never felt so satisfied in the use of his wizardry abilities.  All your people are now deceased and now their disease can be seen.  African males need to stop commenting on anything I do. African female, you need to stop standing up for them or you will take their guilt on top of your own.  It is torture and you all know and love it.   It is an international matter, and torture will be just the beginning for you in your sick and twisted sexuality and nasty hygienic state.  Police, just HANG UP already, before it is you too.