Monday, January 14, 2019
Alchemy of Legal Essentials
I just walked into Starbucks, Fridley, and in line in front of me was Kristin Chenoweth. She doesn't seem WICKED at all. She is petite, but neat. She would have been a great military member in The 70's. The chilly is just misunderstood, newly acquired steely boundaries. I will only protect her dignity here, and challenge her to look into the business a little bit. Why was I chosen in Muncie, IN, for the lead in Cats to end all Broadway? Right as we became settled to work, Kim Jong Un's number two came in to work in his special corner facing the windows. I have not seen him for a while. It might just be our schedules. Ms. Chenoweth, please do not be xenophobic. The man is not sexing anyone up in this space. He, too, is trying to maintain his sense of honor, loyalty, and dignity. We can work as a team, telepathically, and the cops of this misunderstood DMZ zone will not get to play or be humiliated, as well. I did watch Deadpool 2 last night and today, and it does have some Broadway music in it. The murmurings of Deadpool were absolutely comical. If you watch it carefully, there are a lot of hidden messages for folks. I have been suffering the toxic effects of infinite poisonous telepathic messages, especially in sleep and the time in between sleep and waking. I am having some difficulty figuring out what the subject and lesson is today. I feel quite drained. Ms. Chenoweth, a call to my Uncle John Lied could give you a backstage pass at The Guthrie for a year. It is the science part of Broadway. He does theater and museum security (shh he still does it today). Their beautiful newer building is right down by the river. They know how to get rid of "washed up" actors and actresses even during the day. Hello Mississippi River. ACME Comedy Club is quietly tucked away in The Warehouse District, downtown Minneapolis. Maybe go with Ryan Reynolds to a one act play you produce yourself. He actually lives in The Twin Cities. I used to see him when I was at The IDS Skyway Crystal court Starbucks, downtown Minneapolis. These mergers are creating a safe space to actually create for free, but to grow in notoriety so that even your parents will be proud of your independence and creative brilliance in my vicinity. It is all military and actors here will be lawyered up and labeled special forces immediately. Ryan will be becoming an actual vampire for the IDS LAWYER VAMPIRIC CREW this week. Deadpool face will return. Just go out at night and he will be fine. So John Lied, Ryan should be addressed as ESQ. He has been a very wealthy L.A. Criminal Law attorney the whole time. Ms. Chenoweth is wealthy NY Law Attorney. Trash her back story. It is fake. It is time for you, John Lied to become an entertainment law attorney through St. Thomas University downtown, Minneapolis. We will have you work cases here for actors who make it here, and Harvey Levin will partner with you in L.A. With all of us working in downtown Minneapolis, there will be a new moon rising, and dehumanizing sexuality will decrease, and military special forces will be felt in every establishment in that zip code. I will then protect you, legally, as your Special Forces JAG attorney and judge at times. Boundaries is what I give to all of you. Backed by samurai in 1,2,3 Sushi that is next to Crystal Court Starbucks, Deadpool will walk the Skyways of downtown Minneapolis at night finding and devouring the deranged who are never to meet a court of law or a public defender. He won't need to see, and he won't need a key. That is my Uncle Jim beckoning you with his lock and key ability, Deadpool. He is the number one closer who has ever existed. Kirsti Hendrickson, one of my freshman year roommates, stay away from Ms. Chenoweth and her family. I know that you crossed paths in NYC. You studied Chinese, not law, and you failed. Your FATHER was the attorney who was debarred for real estate fraud in Glencoe, MN. Stay away from horses as well. They never liked you. Maybe they got your father disbarred. Bill Fricke, Boston Real Estate Law, you are now reinstated. So you went through some boo hoo, now is your time to shine. Go after the whole Hendrickson family. My brother, Peter Mayer, will throw you some bone through his lead homicide detective position in Boston, MA. Malcolm MacGregor, keep your head down. He was neighbor and friend and is family law in L.A. It is finally time to try your cases through Tom Cruise in the L.A. County Court House. Have Maggie and her identical twin protect the vicinity, not you, during these proceedings. They can use the same magics they use to protect The Vatican, and then Peter can plug the holes that only perfect logic can do. After all of these intersections, I am now seeing that Kim Jong Un, his second, and Kim Jong Il have been international law attorneys like Vladimir Putin, who had attained more recently. He appears here quite a bit as well. He tries as a special prosecutor in Alabama. I believe that North Koreans see this space as an actual international court of law, stronger than The Hague. I think the train is on the tracks now.
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