Johnson on Torture Theory

I have been surfing the telepathy net, and I accept all your transmissions as worthy.  I just want to acknowledge JOHNSON, from Marion County, IN.  As I surfed the web of violent stares, glares, and insults (in captivity studying for IUPUI), he came to me and asked if there was anything he could do.  I, intuitively, got that he had a fast weight gain around me.  I was about a size 5 at the time. Now you have probably lost weight, and I am the size of a Russian tank.  We talked, and I said, "Being here, being actively tortured, and dealing with it so well, I now know that my childhood torture was real."  He just listened to an animal torture that was done in front of me on my loving and sweet dog, Trouble at Pearl Harbor, HI.  He just nodded and validated me.  I think then they really started assessing what happened to my service dog, Lilly.  So many people lied.  I had to walk away and only carry her in my heart.  Well, I am sure I will make Johnson the head of The ASPCA going after all Unitarian Universalists on the planet, cross referencing acts of homicide and torture on Naval Bases, internationally.  Like Jesus, Lilly serves as an example of unlimited authority of Jews in community.  "UU's" are a mainly "new Jew" community.  Thanks Johnson.  Say hello to the crew for me, and maybe we can share a dance at my reception.  You will be my honorary FATHER that night.