Gang Anthropology

I have been studying gang anthropology my whole life.  On Oahu, I dealt with Triad.  They would take me away, but they always brought me back.  My family thought that I was with The Polynesian Crew.  I learned that Asians calculate everything very carefully.  Violence was a last resort, because there were only so many customers on that small island.  They were very careful to measure drugs properly, especially in front of me.  We did not do a lot of speaking.  They just wanted to watch The Navy come through me.  It made their existence there, legal in their eyes.  In high school, I had a step sister who introduced me to South Minneapolis crews in diversity.  It was then that I was introduced me to 2 Live Crew.  I was so white, and her friends were so gang and rap community that they found me very amusing.  They were so surprised that I never did drugs and I never carried a side arm.  It was when I was 16, that I was officially made Gang Task Force for Minneapolis Police.  It was a huge military ceremony with my brother being the only relative present.  I brought down a line of dirty cops in St. Paul vicinity by just staying calm when a very volatile cop pulled me over and stuck me in the back of the cop car.  I had just finished a swim meet.  I was captain so I was bringing a lot of the girls home.  I was released and then they were marked for life by my brother, Peter.  When I went to Muncie, IN, it was The Bloods, that I supported in a court of law, and was given official status when I did not freak out when I was assaulted by a Blood chain of 3.  The eldest brother was The King of The Bloods by Chicago Troop.  In Indy, I was jumped by a Crypt crew, I stayed calm and serviced the top and he gave me his blue sweatshirt that he had made all by himself.  I dealt with the cops for him and all of his crew that night.  My gang contact was Sgt. Gillespie of The Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department.  The Disciples approached me in high school, but I walked away.  The main gang negotiator in Minneapolis the whole time was Prince, and he and his crew and Minneapolis Police were chained to me through my Chung Moo Quan dojo.  Disciples were actually schizophrenic males who went to North Minneapolis High School who channeled Prince very strong.  Somali gangs approached through cab drivers and kept me in Seward community for 3 months to create an energetic tie.  I did finally have a private meeting with their chief the night of IndiaFEST last year.  There is now a Hindu LSD connection with that community.  It strengthened both.  MS13 approached me at Hooters at The Mall of America years ago.  I made sure that these MS13 lieutenants kept getting served beer pitchers.  I then met the head of MS13 at Adelitas.  We had a night alone and he showed me his tattoos and explained them.  I know that he is still out their.  The leader of The Hell's Angels approached me at Coaches Bar in Indy.  He wanted to meet me so he cleared the bar and he and I and one bartender met there.  He was very kind to me.  He bought the drinks, asked if I had anyone I needed to have him take care of, and then he asked me to marry him.  He is a Midland, TX, billionaire.  He owns a trucking conglomerate.  So this leaves me to say that this project has been a success, and vicinities have stayed stable around me.  It was an act of love and ultimate diplomacy.  I am a military and royal project of the most stable and worldwide diplomacy.  Drugs and weapons are actually monitored, and to a certain extent, controlled, by these gang trees.  It is now time to take away both from these communities.  They will not be stable much longer, but because I have infiltrated these lines, I have garnered respect, and I just say, guys please help us cleanse the communities today so that we can continue to eat, have transportation, and to keep Wiccan from growing and creating a very unstable world community.