Vegas Is Finding Truly Theatrical Religion

Elder Ness of The Mormon Church in the vicinity, Deshaun, of Fundamental fame, just got to me here at Starbuck's in Fridley.  Elder Ness, I just had a telepathic conference with you from my apartment before I came here.  He piggy backed on that connection.  White men need to work together through the channels that they know.  He is an Army military brat from AZ.  I took the pamphlet.  Elder Ness, I know that you are getting restless.  You will have to cut the tie if you want to work in the new Homicide Industry that I am producing in Vegas.  Your partner will be Paul Brennan, state wrestler from St. Bernards.  That school was opened for him when he was young.  He IS the apostle Paul, and is tremendously funny around me.  I love him, actually.  DO NOT touch him inappropriately, or you will never get a gun.  You two will be the TV for the very talented homicide detectives that are there.  You will only work male homicides for men below the age of 30.  It will primarily be male models.  Death harbingers from NYC will be your CSI's.  They worked on me in an ambulance and an ER here in town.  We will let them pick and set the scenes and test you two for infinity.  You two get to use the terms of witcheries, ritualisms, and sexual freaky fetishes that may stem back to The 70's.  We will keep the elite squad petite by putting them on an LSD tablet that day administered by Jeff Forrest.  He is head alchemist, and will be number one HOMICIDE, internationally, for eternity.  He is death, thus he NAILED IT, at birth, as the reincarnation of Christ.  People will not even know that he is there, except the Paul, and sometimes Ness with Paul tunneled through, and those who see images of auric memory.  He will make sure that the cadaver stays dead and he will DIRECT the scene in his head. Dunlop and BLUE EYES (BLACK OP COPS who need to protect their identities and sanity.  They are world military and cops in all vicinities that they are in, even by phone communication.) will watch from afar and tunnel through Derek Peterson, Medical Examiner, if you falter.  Just wait til that show has NO BLOW.  The murders will get more and more comical and complicated.  My ex boyfriend, Jorge, THE JORGE, from Bogota, Columbia, has mytically tended the cocaine fields his whole life.  He has decided to now be HOMICIDE on TV there, not soap opera, and is shutting down the cocaine crops and industry.  He will relate to cartels no more, and will be a dignitary overseas.  He will make guest appearances in Vegas, for a time, and you will not know if he used the machete or just found it that day.  He will come through the singer from Boyce Ave, a mystical coven chief of warlockery, and the sound track will just be played and flow at the scene.  If anyone challenges his song choice, he will sing a very angry version of "Despacito."  After work, you will meet at The Stratosphere, with the whole homicide crew, have gin and tonics (the drink of the Nazi's) and then go bungie jumping.  Just be prepared, guys, these older homicides are not going out without a fight.  They will run you around with "falsies" and you two will meet the bar every time.  Paul will reverse age, and eventually you will both be about 28 for eternity.  Elder Ness, get ready, Paul is very very hot sexy.