Discourse With Bernie

Mr. Maddoff, it was lovely talking to you.  Your Yankees cap was the perfect social point of entry.  I stay away from people, and then I articulate at the right time.  I think that I have been running into you here, at Fridley Starbucks, for about a year, and that was the first time we have spoken.  I say buy half of the team TODAY.  You handle the balls of lies around me in NYC, and Steinbrenner can do the business and marketing end.  Have a year of rebuilding, and you just play right field all by yourself.  Take 1 million dollars for your field job, and write it off on your taxes, actually.  You will be paid as an adept translator for The United Nations the entire time while on the field.  Your multitasking is infinity.  You were there, in Buffalo Wild Wings, the night I met with Wade's billionaire boss and his broker from New York City.  I know that I have an ability to not hit hot button topics.  Yes, I would love to go on a date with you, in New York City.  You make the plans and buy me a dress appropriate for the occasion.  If you want "costume changes" , I am up for that as well.  You are the most powerful billionaire on The East Coast, and now you have an opportunity in Indy.  Buy ESG Security today, and have them guard the floor, in person, of The New York Stock Exchange.  Pay one billion dollars for it outright, in U.S. Bonds.  The money will then stay in The U.S., and New York City, especially.  Go at The Security and Exchange Committee today with the very strong ram voice of JOE.  Now THAT is GESTAPO.  All of the bells and whistles are now going off for all industries in the public eye.