A Scuffle At The Stutz

Hello ESG, you do not know me.  I am a "servant" for your boss, and I make a plea.  Please get him FRESH, HOT coffee from Bearcats (the good stuff) TWICE a day without him asking.  He needs 2 creams in the little thimble like sterile, plastic containers.  NEVER think that you are so high and holy as to add, especially cream, and NEVER sugar, to his cup.  He never needs to say thank you.  It is your job and he is tired of bending over backwards to just get a cordial need met.  His mood is none of your business.  I suspect that homosexuals are tunneling through you and you are wagging tongues like an old jew woman in the desert.  It is TONY who is gay and connected to fraternity.  He is a total turncoat and will get you ALL arrested today.  He is jealous because he is incompetent and was born retarded.  I was always kind to the man, but he is tremendously nosy, and changes the information to slander all involved like the Wiccan Witch that he is.  They are ALL active child molesters.  He now has the Wiccan of Sneaky Pete's in downtown Minneapolis, MN, coming through.  The owner, names Pete, is Palestinian living in a very hostile state and industry.  Tony and these barmaids talk, by phone, at the Bloomington, IN, location, once, and sometimes twice a week.  He is a danger to all community.  Take him out before Turner evicts you all from Stutz, and your homes, never to have a home again.  Your boss can stay with me until he finds firm footing here in Ramsey County Sheriff community.  Luv ya.  Take care every day, boss.  Your "indentured servant," HOPE.