Monday, January 22, 2018

Patriots WIN

The torrent of beautiful cotton from the sky is accumulating outside the window.  I stay away from Starbucks today and stay here at Columbia Heights, Mcdonalds.  I was overjoyed yesterday that Tom Brady celebrated a comeback victory.  Now I know that his mother's side lives in MN.  That is exciting.  I watched him talk about it after the game with a big smile on.  I was also happy that The Eagles SMASHED The Vikings.  I hate The Vikings more every year.  I declare them VOODOO crew of late.  They will pay now for their sins.  Maybe Reggie Chapman, from WCCO TV has something to say to them.  His cousin is the singer, songwriter, Tracy Chapman.  They are Atlanta law enforcement against VOODOO COVENS in entertainment and media industry.  Their roots lie in the hills of Jamaica.  I have been to their family plantation as a courtesy of my bus driver when I was ill in Jamaica.  Well, you all were not just beaten, you were annielated.  You all are total freaks, and now people will see.  You cannot go back to that U.S. Bank Stadium until next year.  You are being considered terrorist threats.  Thank you Eagles community for really making them feel it.  I slept through most of it after that first Vikings touchdown.  I slept the sleep of the dead.  When I woke up it was 7 to 31.  Fights started breaking out after that.  Poor little Vikings rich boys.  Violence is now in you, and you will take it out on each other.  I am backed by team Latino today and this day forward.  "My heart is in Havanna."  Rich beats and sweet sweet lyrics.  Maybe team Havanna would like to look at the CIA tapes from the party in the hills in Jamaica, from my year abroad studying Marine Biology.  We glowed like jellyfish in the night.  Maybe Michael Jackson could not stay away.  His private werewolfery lair is there.  Maybe, at night, they still see him smoking a Marlboro cigarette.  I know it is a lot to believe, but my top QB's and few other players, with W. are here to prepare for The Superbowl week.  Please keep these Wiccan witches silent around me.  I am WORKING.

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