The Perfect Concierge

I have named the sweet elite hotel, for privacy, for The Superbowl, The AC Minneapolis.  There are many amenities that I will not name here.  An example is wood floors, not carpet.  Messes then are easy for a guest to clean himself.  There is also a special entry.  I think that a special concierge for that week would be Matt Lauer.  We would put him in full NYC character.  He would learn the computer program in a day, off campus before he arrived.  He would make elite changes to it himself.  It would be just a special gift that would imply total privacy and class beyond all else.  He knows where things went wrong in NYC, and where things WERE misconstrued.  I say that he should have a full confidentiality clause and work Monday through Monday of that event week.  His pay will be $500,000 a day, thus his full, before tax, pay would be $4,000,000.  Just a thought.