Meeting The Royal Lie

As I journeyed to get some pizza last night, I met a gruesome twosome.  They were full of vim and vigor, and had plenty of interesting conversational points.  I get that the one was Hobbit and THE Gollum.  He did a trick with his ring, but did not become invisible.  He almost lost his ring for good, but I used my remote wizardry to make it appear again in his pocket that he had checked three times with no luck until it reappeared.  That is CIA.  I picked the other man as FBI.  He has some SERBIAN blood and grew up in the cover that their ORTHODOX society provides.  Their day jobs are with hospital computer record program creation.  A tall man from Britain then came in.  I picked up that he was Britain's Royal Grand Templar for masonry.  Today, as I journeyed here, I felt that he is actually a divine writer.  He is part of the J.K. Rowling sect, but is Edinburgh Witchcraft, not wizardry.  I make him the head of that coven, internationally, right now.  It needs to be stabilized by a royal and it needs to NOT be "princess" Kate.  She is not a royal bloodline, thus is not supposed to be called princess at all.  If you look at the birth certificates of her children, you will see that she tried to make her name princess, but it was changed back.  It is the press, here and in Britain, who have created this misnomer.  She has too many royal schemes.  She can sit in the back of the bus with Fergie.  I had a good time talking to this gentleman, but then "Gollum" walked over between us and cut our conversation short.  I think that this man got enough information to create a biopic at this point.  Maybe we can go to New York, New York one of these days when the fires cool and The Twin Cities is in my rear view mirror.  It got late, so thank you AC.  Las Vegas tragedy is syphoning through your now royal gates.  It is cut off now.  Security was appreciated.