Believe It or Not

Hugh Laurie has a flat in town.  I saw him on the bus yesterday.  He is a key for federal law enforcement.  He changed appearance since the first time I say him.  First he shaved off his beard.  That was coming up the escalator in The IDS, downtown Minneapolis.  The next time he had no cane.  The next time he had cut his hair into a sort of crop and dyed it an orange red like a jester.  I also saw him on the bus downtown.  I have seen him about six times.  He is probably 6'8".  Yesterday he was all the way up here in Columbia Heights on the bus.  He had his cane.  He looked exactly like Tony Thornberg with his hat and glasses on.  He had just shaved the back of his head, but it looked complete with the hat on.  I could tell because he had a bit of a bloody nick in the back.  He had pinned the hat on so the top of his head could not be seen.  I saw just a little spot where the red hair on top was not tucked in.  He did look bald though.  Everyone get ready, because he is NYC Special Agent in Charge for The FBI, and he is a top Skinhead from birth.  He is a butterfly and it is time for transformation.  Believe it, or not.