Zombie Workforce

I made it here, to Starbucks, in Fridley.  There are things that seem funny, but none translate into anything to put on the page.  The Line Deputy is in the middle of a reboot.  I will explain no further.  Goals are defined in times like these.  Maybe the corporate story, for Starbucks, is rewriting itself today.  Could we just have zombie baristas from the coroner's office, with one live manager?  No telepathy and no urge to talk about anyone and anything.  We should put zombies in a special classification, legally.  They will be protected by The Constitution, but not The Declaration of Independence.  They will never be truly free from the kingdoms around the globe.  Zombie law might be confusing for most, but, to me, it is pretty simple, and I tend to be DEAD ON.  Maybe zombies would find a clear career path in security, overnight, downtown Minneapolis.  It is a place to begin.  Try your best to stay alive, but just know that you will have options, if that is your reality.  Zombies are pretty creepy, but they can relate well to birds in the sky, especially crows.  Get ready, people, because there is so much that you never thought would be.  It is not just in a movie or TV.  Mind your p's and q's and you will know what to do.