Be Proper, Polite, and Nonconfrontational

Starbucks, let's TAKE BACK THE NIGHT, at your newest cafe.  I marched with a group from Madison in Muncie, IN.  I knew to divert the growing crowd by doubling back early.  They had no permit, and let's just say that this leftist colony was not Muncie's cup of Joe.  That would be Joseph Krejsa of Muncie Police.  Former Marine and night supervisor of this very tried and true Republican and growing Arian crew.  It would have been a slaughter.  Do not mix.  As I sit here, I implore Trump followers and Bible "salesmen" to stay away this weekend.  Conflict only breads hate and that cannot be spun at all.  I am at this new downtown Minneapolis Starbucks to say that we welcome all Republicans and NRA members.  If you joined a frat in college, were your special trinket.  If you like Baptist journals, go to The Mayo Sports Facility location.  We want cool, cool, cool kids here.  No more Pagan ruining the community with their lies and open child molestation.  The whole, "it was good enough in The 70's," doesn't cut it.  It is illegal for a reason.  Library vagrants start reading the New York Times at that beautiful 4 story central location.  My great aunt Vi died to get that done in time.  Quit asking The ACLU to defend your right to watch pornography there on those, formerly very quick working, computers.  At this Starbucks, if you have an opinion, keep it to yourself.  Do not talk or write nasty things about people here or in the community.  Property damage is always a huge threat in a downtown vicinity, but especially with as much diversity as we have down here.  The Super Bowl is coming, and we want to make it great.  It is okay to be a gamer who feels like you belong nowhere except your room.  You are very welcome here too.