Crossing Lines: Quite A Journey to Independance

My mission today is keeping drugs and prostitution out of the towing industry.  I call on my Federalis to tunnel through and clean up my side of the street.  That would be AAA (American Auto Association) and CAA (Canadian Auto Association).  Mexico will be handled through Tijuana.  That is where I had to get my DEA boyfriend out of a Federali law enforcement vehicle.  I negotiated so well that the very handsome Federali proposed to me right there.  I took the Federali badge, but I told him that my mission was to get my creep of a boyfriend out of there.  I have never traveled any other place in Mexico, though I have been by the border when my sister lived south of Tuscon, AZ.  Well that badge is handy now.  They telepathically plant it on your forehead where he gave me a sweet kiss.  He then knew that I was active service U.S. Marine.  Now The Sikhs can see it all.  This case I am working on is not small.  We will keep legitimate service of Rolls Royce's in Mexico, and that will lock down the U.S., and British Columbia and Toad River, especially.  El Chapo come through.  Guys, it is a joke.  He is an electrical and structural engineer.  He is a Federali that has a vice of digging tunnels for no reason.  We just put him undercover to catch undercover U.S. prostitutes in media industry and keep the drug lines drawn to prevent poverty and violence.  He is a ROAD GEEK, actually, and he sent the author of MILE MARKER Road Guide to Toad River, B.C. to meet me when I took a road trip to Alaska and drove the AL CAN personally.  My engineer spirit finished the road and gave the pipeline a rest.  (We just reached a point where we fell a foot and then it was gravel from there.  I am high and holy Teamster.  El Chapo flew his two seater plane in that day.  Just to let my traveling companions know, he was sitting at the corner table drinking coffee and reading a SPANISH paper.  You all are such dullards.  I just guard people's privacy.  Good luck AAA and CAA.  Federalis are not a crew you want to disappoint, right Dalia Lama?