Judge in Me

As a very small child, I was made a judiciary on Oahu.  There were matters even appearing between the flora and fauna on the island around my brother's very sweet wizardry.  He just had things he wanted me to see things that I could not see.  He did not know that I could comprehend, scientifically, at the age of 6 months, but my sight was blurred by tunnel thru.  Between military, royalty in vicinity, Islanders, and Chinese/ Japanese, I had to just not see to go out actually.  He tried to make me some glasses out of little plastic magnifying lenses and coconuts that were beautiful and comfortable.  They kind of fried my eyeballs and lids got sticky right away.  I celebrated the case between syrup and peanut butter for sea slugs.  Peanut butter won.  The Oahu Islanders, with 5-0 present, took me out for a night of drinking fresh rum whop in a seedless watermelon which led to a different case.  To protect the pineapple plantations, I ruled that fruit on the island must have seeds.  Imagery was just too powerful around me.  Then there was the case between the branches and the leaves.  I ruled in favor of the branches staying on the trees speaking to the twigs, silently, using the wind to translate authority to the leaves on the ground.  They were perfectly allowed to stay green for eternity if they wished, but reproduction was left directly to the trees.  We decided a prophecy case that would be important in the military minds of the 1980's.  It was motor boats (future parasailing) vs. jet skis.  I tried a few schemes in my head.  I decided that parasailing would stay off the island (under penalty of death) until 1999.  Parachutes are too personal to military personnel.  Motor boats would stay off Waikiki and jet skis could run, 4 at a time in the barriers, to not disturb the shark population, once invented BY THE JAPANESE.  Cases were flecked with every little thing of the populations.  We had to speak for those who could not.  It was a very quiet island in those days.