No Love for Sasha

Sasha, legal name Alexander, from Caribou Coffee circle, you were a Russian who really made the rumors fly. I know that you were a Georgian King and were trained in defense tactics by the KGB. You told me that, actually. The mistake you made was becoming a Jew right before my eyes, and leading the Arabs there astray. Maybe you were just a little too into me. You were delusional. I always found you to be a chatty Kathy pip squeak, and gossip is so unflattering on men. It makes them seem very homosexual. Maybe you were just a little too into Tony (Ni eel), too. Russians will handle the mess that is you. You lost your transport job for being a criminal and smoking too much crack on duty. What do you weigh anyway? You must be approaching 100 lbs. Jews actually find MY weight pleasing and my SILENCE and brevity high and HOLY. I HAVE been to Temple Israel ONCE for a rummage sale. I went with my mother and we didn't even approach the sanctuary. I really didn't care. Well MAGADAN, in Siberia, will hold a special place for you and maybe even TONY will have to do a stint there because of you. He has been the head of The Palestinian Liberation Organization, which is now down low, since he was 3. Yasir Arafat was just a cowboy loving figure head. You have NO ARTISTRY, Sasha, so watch what those Russian Jews do to you when you are held down in THEIR vicinity. Death is the only ultimate option, but with NO NOTORIETY and St. Peter will form the hell that you will all live for eternity on the other side. Let's just say that he has ACTUALLY SEEN it all. Infinity royalty runs in his veins. Can you compete with JAPANESE?