Iron Butterfly

There is a glass water on an undisturbed pool. The electronic beep goes off and the swimmers FLY from their blocks. Today it is freestyle, so they all choose BUTTERFLY. It is 500 meters and it is hard core business in the industry of swimming. They all choose a breathing pattern of 2 strokes per breath. They are going for a whole new tantric method of swimming that will replace Vipassna meditation. That meditation is for engineers, but these mighty white males have chosen to dedicate themselves to SWIMMING. It is the sport of PURITY. It is so NAZI. These men will be great with DIPLOMACY. Michael Gross will head this crew from former East Berlin, Germany. We will call these men agents of the IRON BUTTERFLY. The ring of the gun on the last 25 yards can still be heard in their heads. USA swimming is so proud of all that you are and all that you can be.