Joe Mauer Is Now Gorilla Crew

I went to The Como Zoo the other day to see the primates, and especially the gorillas. I turned and looked beside me and there was Joe Mauer. I just gave him his space and privacy so others would too. Joe, so nice to see you. The gorillas were STUNNING yesterday. They kept lying down and rolling from side to side and baring their teeth with big yawns while they patted their heads. When I got there, all three IMMEDIATELY went outside and started scenting. When they were doing the afternoon snack feed, they got really WILD and Virgil and Sampson rushed the people down the way. They were also just sitting in full contemplative poses. I did talk to them with a little grunting and they lit the fuse to say, "We are NOT okay with what you all say telepthically." Thank you Virgil. You are so magnificent. Joe, it is time to call Derek Jeter and ask him about gorilla witchery and what it was like to see these gorillas around me the day after the All Star Game when it was here. Be POLITE and have heinous humility. Thank you Mr. Mauer. Maybe a power shower for Mr. Mauer will be the need as you change over into a totally distant entity from what people see on TV. Call Mike Max's cell phone and he will explain further how I see and how mercy is an enduring quality in my daily routine.