Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Quarterbacks and Me in NYC

I have a core of quarterbacks in The NFL who I try to play with in a telepathic way during games. Games are played or not dependent on the supply of LSD. Communication is always effective. My favorite is Peyton Manning, then Tom Brady, Eli Manning, Erin Rodgers, Ben Rothlesburger, Tony Romo (at times), and Flaco. The top three I have actively worked with to win Super Bowls. It is time for Howie Long to speak the truth about my abilities and communication. For the first three, I have sent actual emails. Peyton's team won after a huge effort all over downtown Indy, and by actual in person "readings" with Reggie Wayne (Colts #87 at the time). Things are switching up a bit, and thus Peyton will not have to "general" the whole NHL. That is the breaking news today. I can't wait until we can all go out together in New York City, guarded by my brother Pete, with some help from Romo (he has done a little too much cocaine around me), and go dancing. The only one who gets to boundary Peyton is me. I will smack him on the top of his head to connect him DIRECTLY to the divine. It is scary enough. He will cease his bombastic behavior IMMEDIATELY.

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