Werewolf Moon

Last night, at almost midnight, I went to walk to Walgreens and there was a fight between about 8 African American women in the middle of our street. I crossed quickly, let them settle the debate with their fists, and I called the police when I got about a block away. Four of them split off and began stalking me because they were yelling that I called the cops. The EMS operator said that a lot of people had called and that the police were on their way. It was extreme werewolfery and these women were all WASPS in the catholic witchery sense. This "swarming" causes an extreme walluping of the face and cheek bones. Well cops won't fall for that one, ladies. They tried to get up on me and I ducked silently behind the side of an SUV. The cops came and I signaled to them twice where these girls were. I went into Walgreens, bought a high rise pizza for $4.99 and when I went out three police SUV's were at the bus stop they were waiting at when I went in. I got home safe, and cooked a pizza while I watched 22 JUMPSTREET and CHEF.