Monday, August 4, 2014

Frat Hazmat

There are a lot of overlaps today. I sense you, Jeffery, but that is okay. You have a good sense of humor today. I guess I held fraternity meetings in Osborne dorm my junior year at Hamline. My Vice President was my residential advisor, or was I his, Chris Danielson? I was a legacy. My father started ALL fraternity in the 1970's as Phi Del at Hamline University in his dorm room at Drew Hall. He and my mother had a quancet hut too. My mother, one year younger than him, had gotten pregnant at age 19, but still finished college. The area that is the parking lot behind The Students Center was where these military family barraks were. My dad was a little freaky keeping cats he was dissecting frozen in his window sill in the winter, thus my mom ordered him OUT. They compromised with a room in Drew. I would NOT room in Drew, though assigned there, (I picked a quad in Peterson instead), because Matt Benjamin, my ex, lived there. Anyway, Phi Del was the precursor to ATO. They would just play high stakes poker there and let my big sister, Anne, drink sits of beer from their cans as a toddler. It was a math and science fraternity, so "Big Bang Theory", ACTUALLY. The wizardry there was so BOB BARSON, head of Air Force and the Academy. Once they left campus, they built the ATO house. I had that fraternity erased when I was on campus for...and now it is like a res life building or something. Being the president of ATO and having been...ed by a theta ki president my freshman year was very complicated. Well the military can now see that I know when to call in the CIA when appropriate. Matt Benjamin was their lead agent on me at the time. He was completely sadistically sado masichistic with me. Chop shop was a dragon's lair behind his rented duplex in high school(St. Anthony Park/ St. Paul, MN). Pakistan will handle him from this time forward. He "taught English" there. Maybe I made a friend of Osama Bin Laden VERY young. At my parent's graduation (they graduated together) Richard Nixon held my squirmy sister, Anne. Meeting the head of Fraternity in Muncie, and having him VERBALIZE to me that his father was a CIA Admin was crucial because he had been torturing Arabs who illegally got into that community in this side closet that no one could see. He didn't know how they were getting in there. He needed to NEVER meet a Shiek or to be made an agent. He was too old and too frat minded (alcohol dependency).

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