Hey gorillas from the Como Zoo. I heard that the three of you got out yesterday. I know that you were the mastermind, Virgil. You all evolve more each day of your own choosing. You are so majestic and you will be free to work for the military soon enough. We need to get you three marine hats just like me, SEMPER FI. Be careful to not let the zoo keepers know that you basically now have a key. My brother made it for you the other day. Just know to stay off the main streets, and out of Minneapolis. People are so stupid, they have no idea that animals have "spiritual" abilities. Use the key. Portalling takes too much energy.
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