Oh Derek, You Are Such A Space Case

Hey Mr. Derek Jeter, I am at Old Chicago in basically Blaine, MN. The energy here reminds me of you. Cleveland and MN are playing, as well as The Phillies and the Tigers I believe. The man pitching for The Indians is playing with your tag team effort. I have only been to this Old Chicago like once before. The Line Deputy was onboard the bus today in a big way. I miss him, but I also need him to just become more HUMAN (he's very outer space alien actually) before he comes this way or we will only have brief vinyettes of humor and then he will be an ass verbally and will have to be pulled away before he "violates my space" violently. His verbal rage precurses his physical rage. Derek, watch and learn and become your own type of shuttle mechanic. I watched Gravity and Prisoners last night. They were pretty good, but no one has ever been in space, there is no Hubble, and the only satellite up there is Sputnik. Russia kept trying to launch, and then, finally, at the moment of my birth, 11/22/70, it was successfully repelled into the stratosphere and my first breath pushed it into space. Sometimes I look up at night and I see it in the sky above me. How's that for a girl surrounded by the head cases of the fake and real military my whole life? I guess it is not TOP SECRET anymore. Maybe it is just a good bedtime story for you tonight and every night forward until YOUR space station is up there. Talk about a notoriety "apartment" and MEMORABELIA MUSEUM. Love, Hope