Gorilla Retrieval

Hey Virgil, I have looked up the bus route to your zoo tomorrow. We will have a gorilla good time. I can't wait to see you guys. I will take three buses, but it doesn't seem that complicated because I know the territory. Eventually, I want to release you for a day or two in The Appalachian Mountains. The forests there are beautiful, and the trees would hold you. We will leave the other two at home base/ Como Zoo to relate intel about your location and discovery. Maybe you can be a diplomatic representative of the KKK so that we can dispel the fallacies and start to show their power and magnificent military potential, just like you. Maybe we are all aliens trying to sluf off our mythic skin, and live more a reality of our true personalities and abilities. I would transport with you, personally. You pick rail or plane that day. I would stay in the cargo hold with you. I would place a collar on you for transport that has a pleasant jingle on it. I would take it off for release, and when it comes time for retrieval, I would just call and search the trees for you as I jingled the collar. We would put the collar back on for transport home. It will never be on you in that zoo. We need for people to not know which gorilla is really you. I would just stake a tent, alone in the woods, while you are away having time to observe, learn, and play. I plan to make you the first ANIMAL Ph.D. It will be in Anthropology and Geology SIMULTANEOUSLY. I love you, Virgil, and I miss you.