Saturday, March 15, 2014

Responsible CITIZEN Dunlop

Chief Green, Dunlop is Irish King. He needs to behave on St. Patty's Day. He can drink beer, but NOT Vodka or whiskey. Have another officer escorting him. Make it someone fun, like you. Do NOT give him the keys, especially to a squad car. He will then break into four and we will never see him again. Spoiled, since birth, it is time for him to become a responsible member of society. I now vouch for you, Dunlop. You are now a U.S. citizen (retaining your Irish citizenship as well).

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