Paris, INDIANA

Paris Hilton, you are a lot older than people know. Will you just start being honest, already? I played with your first Barbie doll as a child. I always got the used toys, Shindler's Wood Furniture for Barbie. In Shoreview, in about 1981, my collie Hiedi Ho, saved your life in the Alexander's pool. You and your whole family were in there with CIA grade bullets in your head. Only ONE of your cousisn died. You are like 40 years old. You all lived to be EVIDENCE and WITNESS to that colony of alien evil on land and sea. Be with me, Paris, as you know that I took one for you in Muncie. Let's not say who. Let's just say why. We are just better than THIS guy, the sheriff and the police chief at the time. Love love kiss kiss. With you, I never miss.