Christmas Card

Tomorrow is the day before Christmas Eve. I will go be merry with my family. I am here, at the 1029 seemingly barking up the wrong tree. What does that mean? I had nightmares about royal cousins visiting my uncle's Big Pine Lake cabin. Shouldn't I be at Brit's? Well, that is another union of deceit and their wifi doesn't work properly. Harry, it was the scary warlockery of him, meeting your British wizardry that messed up your face for eternity. Everyone needs to stay away as I keep all family at bay by doing Christmas, very openly, with my mom's side and my stepfather's side. You all do not want to know what the rock is cookin. My check card is missing, so I wait for Rick to get here to search further. He told me, last night, that he had it. I trust that it is fine, but it still makes me nervous. I will get up early, tomorrow, to rectify the situation with my bank if necessary. Okay, all is found safe and sound. Rick, I want to kiss your feet for free. Thank you for saving me. Fa la la la la, la la la la.