Mr. President

Mr. President, I mean Howie, you always tell me to call you Howie. As your first and last secretary you will ever have, I need to make ONE THING very clear. Whatever we talk about here is YOUR idea. I am starting the stream in your head. I'm "booting you up" as it were. I'm a very special techy. I need to stay behind the scenes and I do FIRMLY believe that a woman needs to stay out of the limelight, but make the man look fuckin fabulous. My ideas are a million in a week. I give very freely, and then you do the opposite. That is the plan, Mr. President. Your brain will be free once it comes out of my piehole, actually. Your conditioning will be CHALLANGED and THEN you will have the courage to override and cancel political correctness and other UNEQUALIZING statements that brainwash white males. The reason I nominated YOU, Mr. President, is because YOU will stay top cop at FOX NEWS and you will soon see that the economy especially and national defense is all done through sport, especially football. You command in front and behind the scenes. You won't even care who gets the credit anymore because it flows so quickly and effortlessly, like me. You are not a MINI ME, you are MAXIMUS. Thank you, Mr. President, I, most respectfully, resign to your higher authority. I am never evil. I CREATE within entity and they create their own defenses around me to show me appreciation for the nation I made and built through a little over 4 decades of true pain and suffering. Let that always be your guide, Mr. President. Never love, just be a success. You can fake it with me if you need to. I will never betray your confidence. I have no arrogance, only a past I wish not to see ever again once I have formerly met yee.