Line Deputy- kiss kiss love love

Dear Line Deputy, I miss you extensively. Approached by two and hailed them at play, they turned away. I suggest Matt Brickman be laterally promoted to MANAGE the WCCO morning show from behind the scenes. A new show that is not keeping staff consistently cannot be promoted properly either. BOUNDARIES always BOUNDARIES with viewers and staff. Mr. Brickman, by the end of his segments, has shown that he can write a cordial "down home" emails. Energetic surges will be answered in actual charges here in The Twin Cities. Enough said. You, Line Deputy, will be promoted in MARION COUNTY, to deal with college football players there in Indiana who are having dificulty. One at a time and they need to be housed for THREE days in my suicide cell block. No charges the first time, but a tongue lashing will happen in Court Room 7 after that lockdown. Cuff with normal police cuffs and instruct them not to speak. If they speak you will rage and even their injuries will be counted as a sexual assault ON YOU. Let us start with Indiana University ASAP. Talk to the coach directly this week, and make sure you have a list. They are tunnelling through MC general population. Their strength is enough, we do not need telekinetic surges there or on the playing field. Love, Hope