Bullsye's Target

My name is Bullseye and I am the best, most experienced, Parade Grand Marshal that has ever been. They all take LSD around me. I bark bark bark on cue. What can losers like all of you do? Talk about negativity. I love Jenny, she listens to me, actually, even in negativity, and cries on cue so that I do not smudge my make up bullseye. I am adorable, but a vicious predator. Don't let my look fool you, I am 100% pit. Love me, but stay away. The coat says, "No touch order." I am gifted and splendid in my splendor, but I could just make a meal of your neck if you sexual violate me again. She picked it up right away and still she wants to take me on a trip to Appalachia and camp in the mountains to see what I need to do for me. She figures that there will be three wolf pelts for later. Lovely coats for me for eternity. Wearing them, I could even take the show to Alaska, and fight my way to lead dog in the Iditarod (dog sled race). My core is to run and bite the neck. Alpha's alpha, she will NEVER waste my abilities.