Philantrophy Around Me

So when I was in Muncie, I received a $50 contribution from Independant Order of Odd Fellows for my teeth. To compete, the dentists in town offered FREE CROWNS to the crack prostitutes around me just to be hateful. I, unkowingly, obtained checkmate by giving part, not all, of it away to a LA Shrimper to buy an ID for FEMA funding. I spent another portion on Fraternal Order of Police, and then a small part on Walmart Mountain Dew with sugar that healed my aching teeth (witchcraft response REVERSAL). My teeth are in great shape. I haven't had a cavity since eleventh grade, but had a small one this year. Having a wizardry ORAL SURGEON brother who started as dentristry at Columbia University makes my teeth always prey. They would have definitely knocked me out with laughing gas and removed as many front teeth as possible, thus making me read KKK. I would never have had the money to fix. It would have made it a sex slave offer for the rest of my life. Well, what I didn't know is that The Independant Order of Odd Fellows, was accepting money from "vets" in this VFW bar, and not giving any away until me. They were lucky. They almost put it in PRIVATE accounts that day. They had made no promises for where the money would go, so, as long as it stayed in one labeled NON PROFIT account, they were okay for like a year. At that point, the account goes "dormant" and is seized by the police (in Muncie). They kept it from a future USBANK in Indy that I later got a secondary bank in at just the right time as to not repeat. I came just in time for them to be audited by the IRS, IN TOWN in FBI BLDG. Fraternal Order of Police were embezzeling all of their funds for crack cocaine to eventually be on TV (Armed and Famous-Eric Estrada). The Odd Fellows knew that this was happening and so they embezzelled as much as they could from First Merchants Bank (Centered in Muncie). Now there is plenty of funds for the town to prosecute the VERY CROOKED Police. I now dub the new PROFIT COMPANY: Fraternal Oreder of Odd Fellows and base it in The Middle East. Arabs, ENJOY THE SHOW. Torture is all on me.