Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Prince Harry, Paul Ryan oh so Scarey

Prince Harry, I know that the U.S. is scarey. You did great. I had no idea that you were in town. Your grandmum is neither ill nor frail, she is refocusing on things close to her heart. Sorry Charles. It is time for you to start puddle jumping into the states and do some down low comedianship. Leave Camilla behind to lie to your mum, like telling tales out of school while guarding your secret identity. Royal shake up is about to be. Nia is my lady in waiting. She is perfect Oahu Moomoo mommie. It is a carousel and now Harry knows it well. I work in darkness and try to find a peace accord. If I actually SPOKE to your body double passing by HEAD DOWN outside Caribou, heads may explode overseas. People can damn me to nothing in the land of notoriety, but I will still seek the truth like the test of my blood today. I have the perfect genome to cure royal shitzophrenic "disorder." Do your work and my master may give you some. Everyone around me is so dumb. Now Nia knows the truth. She has been calling me princess and queen all week UNCONSIOUSLY. The sin that social service is in will spite even the magnificent CAMILLA today. Do all of you never think how that woman lured Charles away from the clutches of EVIL Diana (that is what Lady Di wants me to say, JEST JEST every day)? Camilla so divorced and so publically putting kinky royal sex tapes on TV. That is one EDINBUROUGH WITCH who can get it done for real and for good. She tunnels through royal banking today as I leave a little message for the Dick Cheney double Vice President of TCF Bank. He has tended to my account personally since he set up to meet me about 6 months ago at the largest downtown location. Mystery in me is First Merchants you see. It is mastery of east and west by making China the best. Muncie Indiana infinity witchy is the founding of that nation. I then put in for a move to a China opening. They just like to WATCH, but not today. Asian stream into TCF minority mean and establish an international code of questions they can ask for an account actually. Nationality is not one of them, Barrak. Enough said.

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