Hello hello, we are on air today in Spain, though we broadcast from New York City. The news is brought to you by Johnson and Johnson, keep your bums soft, even in Britain with this baby fresh product. A real Killer humpback whale was sighted off the coast of San Diego. He flipped his fin in the air and sent strong telepathic thought, "Fuck all of you. I am beautiful. YOU are all freaks." Pampalona bulls are still laughing about that "outbreed." Can we find a sense of balance when YOU are all so evil? Point it outward, but not at CBS, or we will go off air for infinity. I serve up some turkey chili cheese fries and thank the server with a Danke Shun. My connection was just cut...---...
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