Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Ring Thing

I push the door open and the light is on.  I swear I left it off.  I look up to see big open eyes on the free bed.  My new roommate scared me, but I didn't scream.  Her hair was black and she sat silent when I tried to draw her out.  I thought that she was Japanese.  I go downstairs and she approaches me about a problem with her keys about an hour later.  She speaks with an almost Ukrainian accent, and her hair is now brown.  It was a little trippy, but I stay cool.  I guess that she is a starling, thus connected to the bird "shortage" (Japanese opposite) in town.  Best to deal with it in a bed beside me than to have these birds attacking me, my domicile, or all buildings in vicnity.  I will just give her supportive energy and it will be just fine.  I also see in her eyes that she is a RING THING.  It is Japanese horror pornography.  It is a Japanese woman who is a sucubus (oral sex delivery once extended period of time) with black hair who "takes" your soul for eternity.  It has run over into the caucasion population a bit, but these women are absolutely terrifying.  Once they get stuck in these forms they won't find it so enjoyable.  I understand Japanese belief system, sexually, goes with this witchcraft form, but caucasian women are just stinking with evil.  I will remain me today because I did not scream, and because I was so polite.

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