Brokering a Deal

The valley is free for me to ride with the deputy. His mind is Justified and his body it tight. I ain't gonna hurt you deputy, but me and my men might eat your horses. What do you have to say for yourself today? I am sorry. I shouldn't have touched him that way. (Now the shot opens and you see I am bound by a tattered rope.) He'll be up in about a half hour, Deputy. He is Marion County today. You need to not get in my way. Scalped is you this time tomorrow. I am native TURKEY and they love to hate love love go cold to me. You are their perfect voodoo pet. Don't be upset, but your fingers are worms. You just went up my dress telepathically trying to produce K9 pregnancy in me. You will now have a butt baby gorrilla dream tonight that will be alternate universe reality. Can I at least help you down from your steed? No way. Let's play. Race me to the well. The loser is trapped in that garter pit for eternity. Go. I disappear. You hear, " Send me a line when your nation has decided with complete submission. Drop the Japanese or this place will be Hiroshima."